God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule,
working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy
loads on your back. You will eat grass and you lack
intelligence. You will live for 40 years."
 
The mule answered, "To live like this for 40 years is
too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was
so.
 
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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened by the beer, wine and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle […]

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
Childrens’ Views
 
No person really decides before they grow up who
they’re going to marry. God decides it always before,
and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
 
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at […]

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If you want the freshest tasting turkey this Thanksgiving,  
don’t buy a fresh turkey.  
 
That’s what the editors at Cook’s Illustrated magazine dis-  
covered when testing fresh and frozen turkeys for their November  
issue. Turns out frozen turkeys taste fresher and more moist  
than fresh.  
 
It may sound counterintuitive, but science backs them up.  
Apparently, turkeys […]

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I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
–Gregory,  5
Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it.
–Olive,  9
It’s not easy to become an angel! First, you die.  Then you go to heaven, and then there’s still the flight training to go through. […]

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Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat’s ear…Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat’s skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
These helpful hints are not guaranteed - they come from various people, email and […]

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