Remember the TV show?
Here is Gracie Allen’s Classic Recipe for Roast Beef
1 large Roast of beef
1 small Roast of beef
Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done
 

Posted in All Things San Diego, Favorite Recipes, Fun Stuff - Cartoons, Jokes, Trivia No Comments »

  A KFC salesman walked up to a well-known religious leader and offered him $1,000,000 if he would change “The Lord’s Prayer” from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us our daily chicken.”  The leader quickly refused.
Two weeks later, the salesman offered the leader $10,000,000 to change it from “give us our [...]

Posted in Bob's Comments, Jokes No Comments »

After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery.
I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies.
I felt this was no accident, so I prayed … “Lord, it’s up to you, if you want me [...]

Posted in All Things San Diego, Bob's Comments, Fun Stuff - Cartoons, Jokes No Comments »

  A minister was completing a Temperance sermon With great emphasis he said, “If I Had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
And [...]

Posted in Bob's Comments, Jokes No Comments »

A husband had just finished reading the book, ‘MAN OF THE HOUSE’.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife,  pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know  that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you [...]

Posted in Bob's Comments, Fun Stuff - Cartoons, Jokes No Comments »

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you [...]

Posted in All Things San Diego, Jokes, Peter's Points No Comments »

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
 
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
 
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
 
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
 
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? [...]

Posted in Bob's Comments, Fun Stuff - Cartoons, Jokes, Things of Interest, Trivia No Comments »

“The Clintons are getting ready for Christmas up in Chappaqua. It’s the same thing every year. Hillary comes down the stairs on Christmas morning to find a surprise under Bill.” –Jay Leno

Posted in All Things San Diego, Jokes, Peter's Points, Politics No Comments »

Money trumps taste every time

Posted in All Things San Diego, Jokes, Peter's Points No Comments »

“President Bush said he doesn’t really celebrate New Year’s Eve and plans on being in bed by 9:30. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton says she does celebrate New Year’s Eve and plans on being in bed by 9:30.” –Conan O’Brien

Posted in All Things San Diego, Jokes, Peter's Points No Comments »