There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.  For example, I am sitting here thinking of how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.

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Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him every day. One day Moe says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor, [...]

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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it’s about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with [...]

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This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn’t. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North [...]

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A 2006 study found that the average  American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon."
Not Bad…

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I rode home with a co-worker a few days ago and I asked her  
to wait for me while I used the ATM machine. She asked if  
I trusted "those people".  
 
"People WHO?" I asked.  
 
She said, "The ATM people! You know how the ATM operates  
by having a person inside the box.  Every time [...]

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"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a "learning  
experience." Then again, I like to think of anything stupid  
I’ve done as a "learning experience." It makes me feel less  
stupid." –P. J. O’Rourke  
  
Both sides of our family turned out for my wife’s college  
graduation. After the dean finished awarding [...]

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"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the  
world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to  
plan the day." –E. B. White  
                             ***  
 "With 60 staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation  
of the sentence structure and a definite hardening of the  
paragraphs." [...]

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John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say.  When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" - He was a natural motivator.
If an employee was [...]

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 Best - Aries: Rams tend to be in a rush to get to every destination but are great drivers because they take care of themselves and stay out of trouble.
No. 2 - Cancer: Crabs prefer a minivan to a Maserati, with space for everyone from grandma to the many lost dogs and homeless people they may [...]

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