“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from
some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay – then
it’s you.”
–Rita Mae Brown “USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up
75 percent of the population.”
–David Letterman “I have such […]

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“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.
I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.”
–Conan O’Brien 
“I voted for the Democrats because I didn’t like the way the Republicans were running the
country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to […]

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A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas
cards.  She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
The woman says, “God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Methodist, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
– H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from
marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
– Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s […]

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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands
miserable?
– Carrie Snow 
The Lord made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first
question.
– Anonymous 
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”
–Lily Tomlin 

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A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her
intelligence, eight times.
– Sanskrit proverb 
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s
a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing,
just show me somebody naked.”
– Jerry Seinfeld 
Women still remember […]

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 When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
A woman already knows.
– Frederick Ryder 
Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.
– Billy Crystal. 
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women?
So that we may love you instead of laugh […]

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HELLO EVERYONE,
Greetings from the high desert here in Las Vegas.
Getting cold here, so time for another trip to San Diego!
Hit some of those fine seafood restaurants, and the jumping
clubs all over town - and maybe go check out the Olympic
Training Center in Chula Vista.
Meanwhile i’m plugging along at my business projects.
The jokes blog is new, getting […]

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