At first I thought this was funny…  Then I realized the awful truth of it. (Be sure to read all the way to the end!)
Tax his land, - Tax his bed,  - Tax the table - At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor, - Tax his mule, Teach him taxes - Are the rule.
Tax his cow, […]

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
 Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
 "I’m sorry", […]

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  A KFC salesman walked up to a well-known religious leader and offered him $1,000,000 if he would change “The Lord’s Prayer” from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us our daily chicken.”  The leader quickly refused.
Two weeks later, the salesman offered the leader $10,000,000 to change it from “give us our […]

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After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery.
I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies.
I felt this was no accident, so I prayed … “Lord, it’s up to you, if you want me […]

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  A minister was completing a Temperance sermon With great emphasis he said, “If I Had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
And […]

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A husband had just finished reading the book, ‘MAN OF THE HOUSE’.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife,  pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know  that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you […]

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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
 
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
 
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
 
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
 
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? […]

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  In San Diego, California .. A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told  the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won  $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. “What are you going to do with the money?” asked the policeman.
“Well, I guess I’m going to get […]

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1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer […]

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“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my
fishburger when I realize I could be eating a slow learner.”
–Lynda Montgomery 
“When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew
someone in the Royal family?”
–Robin Williams 
“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept […]

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