Why?
December 18, 2009
If you choke a smurf , what color does it turn?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
When you don’t know what you are doing, do it neatly.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
What’s the speed of dark?
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