Men’s Speech Patterns

Date August 7, 2008

1. "I can’t find it"
MEANS: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.
2. "That’s women’s work"
MEANS: It’s difficult, dirty, and thankless.
3. "Will you marry me?"
MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can’t find the washer, and there’s no peanut butter left 
4. "It’s a guy thing."
MEANS: There’s no rational thought [...]

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