Famous Chocolate Quotes

June 12, 2008

Famous Chocolate Quotes:

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
Among life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.
Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!!!
Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.
Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
A little too much chocolate is just about right.
In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women… poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
Simply put… everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate.
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process…. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
I don’t understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, ’nuff said.
I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.