Liquor - Airplanes - Preacher - Cowboy

Date January 10, 2008

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
 
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I’d rather be tied [...]