Drought

Date November 19, 2007

  It’s so dry in North Carolina that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling; the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Episcopalians and Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

 Now THAT’s   Dry.

 

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