Kid’s View

November 11, 2007

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
Childrens’ Views
 
No person really decides before they grow up who
they’re going to marry. God decides it always before,
and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
 
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
 
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
 
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they’re rich.
 
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
 
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
 
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
 
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
dumpster.

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