Loretta’s Line - Jokes

I rode home with a co-worker a few days ago and I asked her

to wait for me while I used the ATM machine. She asked if

I trusted "those people".

"People WHO?" I asked.

She said, "The ATM people! You know how the ATM operates

by having a person inside the box. Every time you put in

your card, he takes it, looks at it, and checks his paper

files and folders for your account number. Here he can

find your PIN and check the balance. This person then

asks you to ENTER your PIN, cross checks it, and if all

matches, you can proceed. If not, he keeps your card.

"If you ask for a statement, he types it from his books

and you get the printout. If you ask for a withdrawal,

he checks the balance and any restrictions, and if all

is ok, gives you the amount. He then calls all of the

other branches and ATMs, tells them how much you’ve with-

drawn, so they can update THEIR books."

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