Loretta’s Line - Jokes

"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a "learning

experience." Then again, I like to think of anything stupid

I’ve done as a "learning experience." It makes me feel less

stupid." –P. J. O’Rourke

Both sides of our family turned out for my wife’s college

graduation. After the dean finished awarding all the

diploma’s, he requested, "Will all the ‘cum laudes’ please

stand up?"

My mother-in-law leaned over and whispered, "Wow! The Cum

Laude family sure has a lot of kids!"

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