Bread or Chicken?

January 4, 2007

A KFC salesman walked up to a well-known religious leader and offered him $1,000,000 if he would change “The Lord’s Prayer” from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us our daily chicken.” The leader quickly refused.

Two weeks later, the salesman offered the leader $10,000,000 to change it from “give us our daily bread” to “give us our daily chicken.” Again, the religious leader refused the man’s generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the leader $25,000,000 and finally the leader accepted. The following day the leader gathered all of his top officials and told them that he had some good news and some bad news. He stated, “The good news is that we have just received a generous check for $25,000,000. The bad news is we just lost the Wonder Bread account!”

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