Driving
December 14, 2006
In San Diego, California .. A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. “What are you going to do with the money?” asked the policeman. “Well, I guess I’m going to get a driver’s license,” he answered. “Oh, don’t listen to him,” yelled a woman in the passenger seat, “He’s a smart Alec when he’s drunk.”
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,” I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.”
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice in Spanish said, “Are we over the border yet?”
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