One Line Jokes For Today
December 12, 2006
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my
fishburger when I realize I could be eating a slow learner.”
–Lynda Montgomery
“When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew
someone in the Royal family?”
–Robin Williams
“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final
word on where your lips end.”
–Jerry Seinfeld
“I think that’s how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,
‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough.
Let’s go west!’ ”
–Richard Jeni
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Loving the San Diego Coast!
