One Line Jokes For Today

December 11, 2006

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from
some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay – then
it’s you.”
–Rita Mae Brown “USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up
75 percent of the population.”
–David Letterman “I have such poor vision I can date anybody.”
–Garry Shandling