One Line Jokes For Today

Date December 11, 2006

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from
some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay – then
it’s you.”
–Rita Mae Brown “USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up
75 percent of the population.”
–David Letterman “I have such [...]

Mortgage Rates Down

Date December 11, 2006

Lower Long-term mortgage rates have transpired for the fifth consecutive week, according to a report issued November 30 by Freddie Mac, a major buyer of existing home mortgages. The rate for a 30 year, fixed-rate mortgage averaged 6.14 percent with an average 0.4 point (fees) on that date.
“Mortgage rates are drifting lower bringing long-term rates [...]

Elsewhere

Date December 11, 2006

Elsewhere, magician David Blaine said that for his next trick he would attempt to last seven days as White House press spokesman.