One Line Jokes For Today

Date December 9, 2006

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.
I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.”
–Conan O’Brien 
“I voted for the Democrats because I didn’t like the way the Republicans were running the
country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to [...]

The Church Organist

Date December 9, 2006

There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to [...]

Pending Home Sales Reflect Stabilizing Market

Date December 9, 2006

Despite a two-month decline, the latest pending home sales data tracked by NAR indicate a steady pace of home sales in the coming months, according to a recent report. In October, the Pending Home Sales Index (PHSI), which gauges home sales activity for upcoming months based on the number of transactions that have signed contracts [...]