One Line Jokes For Today

December 9, 2006

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.
I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.”
–Conan O’Brien

“I voted for the Democrats because I didn’t like the way the Republicans were running the
country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.”
–Jack Mayberry

“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.
If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’
notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have
to find you a temp.”
–Bob Ettinger

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