More One Line Jokes For Today

Date December 8, 2006

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
– H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from
marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
– Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is
having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
– Lyndon B. Johnson

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