Christmas Stamps And The Blonde

Date December 8, 2006

A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas
cards.  She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
The woman says, “God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Methodist, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists

Pricing Of Homes - Are Online Sites Such As Zillow & Experian Fair And Accurate?

Date December 8, 2006

  Zillow & Experian and several other companies, have created online websites offering home valuations to consumers.  It may seem like a great idea and maybe even a flair of magic.  However, it has become a nightmare to real estate agents and to the buyers and sellers.
 
I do believe these companies have good intentions that [...]

More One Line Jokes For Today

Date December 8, 2006

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
– H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from
marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
– Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s [...]