One Line Jokes For Today
December 5, 2006
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
A woman already knows.
– Frederick Ryder
Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.
– Billy Crystal.
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women?
So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
– Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)
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